“OK, I’ll give you five minutes to come up with a short story, but it must include at least two of these items. A skull, a shark’s jaw and a femur. And then you will get up and read it to the class”
Not what I was expecting from a photography course, but in the words of the mighty Ramones; beat on the brat hey ho…
But tonight wasn’t really about the snap, the pic, or even the photograph, it was about ‘presentation & visual language’
My story went like this:
It was a cold and dark night in the graveyard and Phil (the skull) was out for an evening stroll. Suddenly from out of the shadows came the disembodied jaws of a shark, and in those fearsome jaws was clamped the femur of an unknown soldier.
Phil froze in the moonlight, he was caught in its spotlight, for it was Phil Lynott out of Thin Lizzy. Nonchalantly he picked up the bone and threw it back from whence it came, with a rock ‘n roll “Fetch, boy”
Well, sort of like that.
The idea was to see how we spoke in from of an audience, and to think about how we could improve.
All well and good, but we still haven’t touched a camera. Maybe next week…
In other news, I shot a wedding on Saturday, below is picture of the happy couple Kate & Mark:

Toodle pip.